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Insanity is my
only means
of relaxation |
To save time,
let's assume
I know everything |
A closed mouth
gathers no feet! |
I barely survived yesterday and now it's
already today |
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| "He who laughs...
lasts " |
I'm
out of estrogen
and
I've got a gun |
Don't treat me any
differently than you would
the Queen! |
I may be FAT
but you're UGLY
and I can diet |
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I always wanted to
be somebody but I should have been more specific. |
I'M TOO BLESSED
TO BE STRESSED |
I'm lost.
If I return before
I get back,
please have me wait |
If God wanted me to
touch my toes,
He would have put them
on my knees. |
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| Smile! People will wonder
what you're up to. |
Don't
postpone
Joy |
"What if the
Hokey-Pokey is
what it's all about" |
NO
WHINING |
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I'm just doing this job
to keep myself busy
between films! |
I'm still hot --
it just comes
in flashes now. |
When
you reach
the end of
your rope hang on! |
Sex
is the most fun
you can have
without laughing |
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My mind not only
wanders sometimes it
leaves completely |
If all is not lost
where is it? |
Just when I was getting
used to yesterday,
along came today |
Youth is a gift of nature.
Age is a work of art. |
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Squint when you
approach lest my beauty
blind you! |
Sometimes I think
I understand everything.
Then I regain
consciousness! |
I'm in shape!
Round is a shape. |
I live in my own little world.
But it's OK,
they know me here. |